Though now that I think about it they probably think this is spam since I have no user picture
shit shit shit
Haikus for every occasion
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
This blog is suffering so I’m adding everyone in the tumblr world who has ever tagged anything with haiku I’m going to be tumblr famous lol watch the fuck out
Found this in my notebook next to my bed that I have no recollection of writing. So it seems I am “sleep haikuing”. It reads:
You don’t believe but,
Girls do have hairy butt holes.
Look closer next time
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
7-layer Burrito Haiku
This is a haiku,
Saying sorry to Jeff for,
My Taco Bell farts
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
Apple Commemoration Haiku
Rest in peace Steve Jobs,
Without your great computers,
How would I watch porn?*
You Thought Wrong Haiku
Silent but deadly,
I may not have heard that but,
Still have sense of smell
1st kiss haiku
Our first kiss, so sweet
In the porn store parking lot,
Ball gags and butt lube
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
Anniversary romance haiku
Send nudes at midnight,
Our anniversary eve,
Picture of my boobs
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
Your hands haiku
I love you so much,
I even love your weird thumbs,
Fuck the haters, babe
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
Pudding Haiku
Dearest pudding cup,
You sit here full of brown goo,
Like a small toilet
Reblogged from ALWAYS TIRED.
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